I'm gonna lay it on you straight here, Cochise. Nobody is ever going to break the all time win record of George W. Bush. He destroyed Tafts record in `68, and nobody's come close since.  Even his gramps Prescott, the original party animal of "The Tomb" at 64 High Street in New Haven couldn't hold a candelabra to old W.

But all the ping pong patrician Bonesman studs have won this thing. Time Magazine founder Henry "Ball" Luce was the king of backspin. JFK "Wiseman" McGeorge Bundy, was a wicked pong tactician. William F. Buckley Jr. was pretty awful, honestly, but the competition was thin that year. John Kerry, however, was a horse to be reckoned with at the table. 

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