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The joke borrows from finance language and applies it to the most overvalued asset in the room: someone’s opinion. It is clean, readable, and built for anyone whose attention has a strict allocation policy.
Wear it casually, at off-sites, or anywhere bad takes trade at inflated multiples. Finance Bro makes merch for people who discount noise aggressively.
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