This tumbler is for:

• bankers who understand duration risk a little too well
• risk analysts who said “maybe hedge this” and were ignored
• finance teams who enjoy dark balance-sheet humor
• market watchers who remember panic moving faster than policy
• coworkers who know risk management is not a decorative department

The SVB Risk Management Team Tumbler turns a banking cautionary tale into a clean desk accessory. It is not subtle, but neither was the chart.

Bring it to meetings, keep it near your model, or gift it to the person who still checks unrealized losses before breakfast. Finance Bro makes merch for people who read financial history and take notes.