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The I Cry Alot But I Am So Productive shirt keeps the confession simple: the machine is running, but nobody should inspect the wiring too closely. It belongs in offices where output is measured before sanity.
Wear it on casual Friday, during exam season, or while pretending your calendar is a personality. It is funny because everyone knows someone who is dangerously functional.
Finance Bro turns corporate pressure, productivity guilt, and dry self-awareness into merch that actually says the quiet part.
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