Gulf of America's Mullet - Long Sleeve T-ShirtFlorida hanging off the bottom of the country like a geographical mullet is the most honest thing about the American map. Renaming the gulf just gave the haircut a government sponsorship and aviators it already owned. The Details: A square blue background with distressed white edges contains a white silhouette of the U. S. Gulf coastline, with Florida rendered in solid red and a pair of red aviator sunglasses placed over its northern portion. Red